Or perhaps you have heard me over the airwaves on
"Amos Happ's Electric Chalet Starring Raki Shangles!"
Maybe you've tried my internationally renowned Let me guide you through this invaluable skill step-by-step. WARNING: Make sure your beverage is within easy reach! Here's the key: completely relax your mouth and lips as shown. Here is a close-up for you. --->
SIDE SIPPIN' is the art of ingesting a beverage while lying comfortably on your side. I perfected this technique during when I was too comfortable to sit up. I recommend using this trick while lounging, watching TV, reading your favorite book, or anytime you find yourself just too lazy to sit up.
Step 1. Pour yourself a nice tall beverage. Scotch preferably, Laphroaig if you got it.
Step 2. Time to kick back and get comfy. A fool believes that you're about to get up for anything.
Step 3. Move the beverage to your mouth and create a seal between the bottom rim of the glass and your bottom lip. Please ensure that there are no gaps: if there are you will leak.
Step 4. Time for a systems check. Do you have an airtight seal? Once you start to pour there is no going back!
Step 5. Slowly tilt your glass up until you begin to pour the liquid into your mouth. Do not move your lips or adjust the seal for any reason! Then tilt the glass down until liquid is no longer flowing into your mouth (back to its starting position at step 3), maintaining the seal. It ain't over yet!
Step 6. In one fluid motion, begin slowly closing your mouth as you gingerly tilt the glass towards an upright position. This is Drip Central Time here. Constant vigilance, patience, and practice will ensure the optimal drip-free sip.
Step 7. You did it! Great job, rookie. With practice, you can side sip without even thinking about it! Resume lounging.
Let me guide you through this invaluable skill step-by-step.
WARNING: Make sure your beverage is within easy reach!
Here's the key: completely relax your mouth and lips as shown.
Here is a close-up for you. --->
The cosmos behind the figures is purple, a color
I chose because of it's use in medieval
artwork to denote royalty and godliness.
The stars form a sock constellation (socks being the
bonny buddies of Brooms) and the targets of any
avid sweeper. The name reads Raki, instead of
Amos, because Brooms represent the female aspect
and Rakes the male, although every being has all
the Broom and Rake they will ever need,
regardless of gender.
Where was Splinter? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attack Thomas S. Szasz for writing "The Myth of Mental Illness", which stigmatizes people who seek treatment. But the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and the Turtles' collective id wrestles free. Raphael, how did you find a snake at such short notice... wait a minute, is that April?! I knew it!
Turtle Mayhem-What happened?
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